Chubbies
The Ruggeds 6 The Ruggeds 6
The Ruggeds 6" $64.50
FABRIC These luxurious shorts are made of 75% Cotton & 25% Polyester, an impossibly soft fabric. Very Cloudlike.   INSEAM These bad boys have a 6" Inseam, for maximum thigh flexibility   FIT Drawstring waist for continued comfort.   POCKETS Side Pockets and one back pocket for safe snack holding   SUPER SOFT Be careful of touching - you will fall asleep
The Khakinators 7 The Khakinators 7
The Khakinators 7"(Stretch) - Khaki from $29.75 $59.50
Not your run-of-the-mill khaki shorts. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam, and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these... 5.5" Stretch Originals  Fabric Made with 2% spandex for stretch a.k.a maximum moveability, lunge-ability, and high kick-ability. Seriously, they're like, the friggin best. Inseam These bad boys have a 5.5" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband, and updated fit. Pockets Chambray lined pockets because you're worth it. Single back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you).
The Flame Commander - (Quarter Zip) The Flame Commander - (Quarter Zip)
The Flame Commander - (Quarter Zip) $69.50
The Quarter-Zips are back and better than ever. Rocking a sportier look, two front zipper pockets, and a spacious kangaroo pocket, these babies have it all. We also are working to do our part in making the world a cleaner place, so all of our quarter-zips are now made with recycled polyester fleece fabric. So not only is it softer than a cloud, but it’s sustainable too. We think that’s pretty rad.. Recycled Low Pile Quarter-Zips Fabric Our quarter-zips are now made with recycled low-pile fleece, adding the perfect “feel good” factor to the already present “look good” factor. The low-pile fleece will keep you warm and cozy. Fit Our quarter-zips fit true to size, but if you like your layers a bit more roomy, we recommend sizing up. Zipper Pockets Our quarter-zips have two front zipper pockets to hold all your goodies and keep your hands warm through the cooler months. Wrist and Collar Details Both the elastic wrist cuffs and binding at the collar provide details for added warmth and a sportier look.
The Bear Hug - (Quarter Zip) The Bear Hug - (Quarter Zip)
The Bear Hug - (Quarter Zip) $64.50
The Quarter-Zips are back and better than ever. Rocking a sportier look, two front zipper pockets, and a spacious kangaroo pocket, these babies have it all. We also are working to do our part in making the world a cleaner place, so all of our quarter-zips are now made with recycled polyester fleece fabric. So not only is it softer than a cloud, but it’s sustainable too. We think that’s pretty rad.. Recycled Low Pile Quarter-Zips Fabric Our quarter-zips are now made with recycled low-pile fleece, adding the perfect “feel good” factor to the already present “look good” factor. The low-pile fleece will keep you warm and cozy. Fit Our quarter-zips fit true to size, but if you like your layers a bit more roomy, we recommend sizing up. Zipper Pockets Our quarter-zips have two front zipper pockets to hold all your goodies and keep your hands warm through the cooler months. Wrist and Collar Details Both the elastic wrist cuffs and binding at the collar provide details for added warmth and a sportier look.
The Out of the Blue (Performance Polo) The Out of the Blue (Performance Polo)
The Out of the Blue (Performance Polo) $29.75 $59.50
A polo so extremely stretchy and breathable, you'll wonder how you ever performed without it. Made with a lightweight polyester/spandex blend fabric, The Out of the Blue is built to handle anything you throw at it. Mix that with our signature embroidered American flag and you'll be unstoppable in this bad boy. Performance Polo  Fabric 88% Polyester/12% Spandex infused with Bamboo Charcoal giving it a very stretchy and performance feel. Fit Long enough to tuck in or leave out, and loose enough for peak moveability. For a tighter fit, size down. Features Moisture-wicking, anti-bacterial, anti-static, UPF 50+, and unparalleled breathability
The Travertines 5.5 The Travertines 5.5
The Travertines 5.5" (Stretch) $59.50
The most rock steady pair of shorts you'll ever own. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam, and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these.
The Schwort 5.5 The Schwort 5.5
The Schwort 5.5" $40.00
May the schwort be with you! Made from a cloud-like polyester, cotton, and rayon blend, these 5.5" inseam babies redefine kicking back and relaxing. With enough pockets to keep all of your snacks safe and an extra comfortable drawstring waistband, you'll begin to wonder why wearing sweat shorts every day for a week was ever a bad thing...
The Ol' St. Nicks 5.5 The Ol' St. Nicks 5.5
The Ol' St. Nicks 5.5" $64.50
Santa parties. Period. No really, don't ask Mrs. Claus about the North Pole Mixer of '92 or get Rudolph started on how many times he's been "Claus'd" by the big guy. Whether you're getting weird at SantaCon or getting weirder at your office’s holiday party, these velvet merry-makers always bring joy by the bounty. 5.5" Stretch Originals Fabric Made with a 98% cotton/2% spandex blend for maximum stretchability, moveability, and high kick-ability. Seriously, they're like, the friggin best. Inseam These bad boys have a 5.5" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband, and updated fit. Pockets Chambray-lined side pockets because you're worth it. Single back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you).  
The Silver Lining 5.5 The Silver Lining 5.5
The Silver Lining 5.5" $59.50
Even though these are called the Silver Linings, they deserve the gold medal. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these...   5.5" Stretch Originals  Fabric Made with 2% spandex for stretch a.k.a maximum moveability, lunge-ability, and high kick-ability. Seriously, they're like, the friggin best. Inseam These bad boys have a 5.5" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband, and updated fit. Pockets Chambray lined pockets because you're worth it. Single back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you).
The Altitudes 5.5 The Altitudes 5.5
The Altitudes 5.5" (Stretch) from $29.75 $59.50
These sky blue, high flyers may or may not have been fabricated at 36,000 feet. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these..
The Night Night (High-Pile Quarter-Zip) The Night Night (High-Pile Quarter-Zip)
The Night Night (High-Pile Quarter-Zip) $69.50
The Quarter-Zips are back and better than ever. Rocking a sportier look, two front zipper pockets, and a spacious kangaroo pocket, these babies have it all. We also are working to do our part in making the world a cleaner place, so all of our quarter-zips are now made with recycled polyester fleece fabric. So not only is it softer than a cloud, but it’s sustainable too. We think that’s pretty rad. Recycled High Pile Quarter-Zips Fabric Our quarter-zips are now made with recycled, bonded, high-pile fleece. This means the inside of the jacket is finished with a lining of silky smooth fleece, providing extra warmth and comfort. Fit Our quarter-zips fit true to size, but if you like your layers a bit more roomy, we recommend sizing up. Zipper Pockets Our quarter-zips have two front zipper pockets to hold all your goodies and keep your hands warm through the cooler months. Wrist and Collar Details Both the elastic wrist cuffs and binding at the collar provide details for added warmth and a sportier look.
The Blue Snoozes 5.5 The Blue Snoozes 5.5
The Blue Snoozes 5.5" (Velour) $55.00
Velour  Fabric These luxurious shorts are made of 75% Cotton & 25% Polyester, an impossibly soft fabric. Very Cloudlike.   Inseam These bad boys have a 5.5" Inseam, for maximum thigh flexibility   Fit Drawstring waist for continued comfort.   Pockets Side Pockets and one back pocket for safe snack holding   Super Soft Be careful of touching - you will fall asleep
The Armadas 5.5 The Armadas 5.5
The Armadas 5.5" (Stretch) $59.50
The Original navy powerhouses are fleet, flotilla, squad, and squadron goals. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam, and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these... 5.5" Stretch Originals  Fabric Made with 2% spandex for stretch a.k.a maximum moveability, lunge-ability, and high kick-ability. Seriously, they're like, the friggin best. Inseam These bad boys have a 5.5" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband, and updated fit. Pockets Chambray-lined pockets because you're worth it. Single back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you).
The Island Course (Performance Polo) The Island Course (Performance Polo)
The Island Course (Performance Polo) $29.75 $59.50
A polo so extremely stretchy and breathable, you'll wonder how you ever performed without it. Made with a lightweight polyester/spandex blend fabric, The Island Course is built to handle anything you throw at it. Mix that with our signature pink palm print and you'll be unstoppable in this bad boy.   Performance Polo  Fabric 88% Polyester/12% Spandex infused with Bamboo Charcoal giving it a very stretchy and performance feel. Fit Long enough to tuck in or leave out, and loose enough for peak moveability. For a tighter fit, size down. Features Moisture-wicking, anti-bacterial, anti-static, UPF 50+, and unparalleled breathability
The Nightcaps 5.5 The Nightcaps 5.5
The Nightcaps 5.5" (Velour) $55.00
What better way to top off a perfect night out than to slip into these super soft 100% velour lounge shorts. It's like wearing a 5.5" inseam cloud that has pockets and a drawstring waistband for extra comfort. Just be careful, they are known to cause sleepiness
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