Find a field, invite some buddies (preferably at least one with a guitar…but make sure he already has a girlfriend/wife with him, or just forget the guitar idea altogether, trust me on this one), dig a hole, gather some wood, make a big circle of cars and trucks, find somebody you trust with a little gasoline (take your time with this one to find the RIGHT person, again, trust me on this one), pile that wood in the middle of the circle and find a said friend with the gasoline and they should have no problem figuring out what to do with it. STRIKE A MATCH AND SOME TUNES…TRUST ME, IT’S MAGIC!
