Personal Care

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. Inspired by our favorite place on earth, The Buffalo Trace Distillery, this body wash has a rich oak barrel scent that smells as good as bourbon tastes. 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Does not smell like you had one too many at the pub Woodsy, oak barrel scent with notes of amber Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Copolymer, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hydrated Silica, Polyquaternium-7, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Hydroxide, Phenoxyethanol, Yellow 10, Green 5, Orange 4, Red 33, Fragrance (Parfum) ©2021 The BUFFALO TRACE Trademarks are used under license.

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. With scents of birchwood and tonka, High Country smells like a ridge trail at sunrise, not a windowless breakroom in a midwestern office park. 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. Water (Aqua), Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethyl Lauramide/Myristamide, Fragrance, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Polyquaternium-7, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Green 5, Yellow 5, Sodium Hydroxide.

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. With scents of eucalyptus and desert sage, Wayfinder smells like a journey through the high desert, not the stained cloth seats of an abandoned camper van.   3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. Water (Aqua), Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethyl Lauramide/Myristamide, Fragrance, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Polyquaternium-7, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Green 5, Red 33, Yellow 10, Orange 4, Sodium Hydroxide.  

Fact: most body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like the fog of a junior high locker room. Simply put, they don’t get the job done. But hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day’s work. And that’s why Duke Cannon’s THICK® Body Wash has been formulated with a significantly higher viscosity to work more effectively on your body, not spill pitifully down the drain. You deserve a better shower Product Specs Mineral enriched to subtly exfoliate Formulated without harsh sulfates, parabens and phthalates. 3X Thicker than common body wash Bonus: No loofah required Smells like island spice and golden rum Size: 18 oz. Ingredients Water (Aqua), Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethyl Lauramide/Myristamide, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Fragrance, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Polyquaternium-7, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Yellow 6, Sodium Hydroxide

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. Featuring scents of sea grass and sandalwood, Midnight Swim smells like a moonlit cannonball, not the hot tub at Starlite Motel. Product Specs 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. Ingredients Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Copolymer, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Chloride, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Citric Acid, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hydrated Silica, Polyquaternium-7, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Phenoxyethanol, Basic Blue 99, Blue 1, Green 5, Mica, Iron Oxides, Titanium Dioxide.

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy. Product Specs 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Bonus: no loofah required Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. Ingredients Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Hydrated Silica, Acrylates/Steareth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Ethylhexylglycerin, Citric Acid, Polyquaternium-7, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Chloride, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Red 33, Fragrance (Parfum)

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. Featuring scents of alpine air and cedarwood, Sawtooth smells like a scenic drive in late fall, not the DMV in South Albuquerque. Product Specs Mineral Enriched to subtly exfoliate Formulated without harsh sulfates Naturally-derived cleanser for superior lather 3X Thicker than common body wash No loofah required Paraben, phthalate, and sulfate free Never tested on animals, just bad interns Size: 17.5 oz. Ingredients Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Fragrance (Parfum), Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Copolymer, Sodium Chloride, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Citric Acid, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hydrated Silica, Polyquaternium-7, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Phenoxyethanol, Yellow 10, Green 5, Orange 4, Red 33.

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The Bay Rum scent has notes of citrus musk, cedarwood, and island spices for a scent that smells like island life 90 miles from Key West, not the pervasive stench found in the east end of South Philadelphia. Product Specs 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather.  Mellow citrus musk and island spice scent Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. Ingredients Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Copolymer, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Citric Acid, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hydrated Silica, Polyquaternium-7, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance (Parfum), Phenoxyethanol, Orange 4 (CI 15510), Yellow 6 (CI 15985)

This superior grade soap product from Duke Cannon Supply Co. is designed to meet the high standards of hard-working men. The incredibly masculine scents of Bergamot and Black Pepper evoke a feeling of drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den. Simply put, it is the scent of accomplishment. To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Accomplishment is Our Secret Weapon!" Smells Like Accomplishment (Bergamot and Black Pepper) Formulated with activated charcoal for superior clean 3X BIGGER than common dainty soaps Not from France Size: 10 oz. bar. Sodium Tallowate and/or Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate, Water, Glycerin (Vegetable), Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Activated Charcoal, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract *Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil

While other blue soaps are named "Ocean Force" or "Summer Mist," our blue soap is the only one big enough to be named "Naval Diplomacy." With a package sporting the official colors of the U.S. Navy, this superior grade product weighs in at a hefty 10 oz. and has steel cut grains for maximum grip.To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Naval Diplomacy Starts in Your Shower." Smells Like Naval Diplomacy (refreshing ocean scent) 3X BIGGER than common dainty soaps Not from France Size: 10 oz. bar. Sodium Tallowate and/or Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin (Vegetable), Fragrance, Sodium Chloride,  Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Meal, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Ultramarines, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Iron Oxides, Blue 1 *Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil

For the early rising man who leads a life of productivity, Duke Cannon created a soap with a hint of menthol to cool the skin and wake him up so he can get things done. This superior grade bar soap has a fresh mint smell and contains steel cut grains for maximum grip. Like all Duke Cannon Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this brick weighs in at a hefty 10 oz. and lasts longer than the dainty soaps your mom uses. To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Productivity Wins the Day." Smells Like Productivity (fresh, energizing mint) 3X BIGGER than common dainty soaps Not from France Size: 10 oz. bar. Sodium Tallowate and/or Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin (Vegetable), Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Meal, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosemarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract *Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil

The Big Ass Brick of Soap from Duke Cannon is designed to meet the high standards of hard-working men who want to get clean and smell good without using shower gels and accessories. True to its name, our soap is big (10 oz.) and will last much longer than the dainty little bars in your local grocery. It also smells awesome (clean, fresh scent with a hint of grass) and contains steel cut grains for maximum grip-ability. If you enjoy activities like drinking American beer or using power tools, then frankly, this is the only soap meant for you. To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Victory is In Your Hands!" Smells Like Victory (clean, fresh scent with a hint of grass) 3X BIGGER than common dainty soaps Not from France Size: 10 oz. bar. Sodium Tallowate and/or Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin (Vegetable), Fragrance, Sodium Chloride,  Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Meal, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Iron Oxides, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Yellow 10, Blue 1 *Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil