Chubbies
The Problem Solvers 5.5 The Problem Solvers 5.5
The Problem Solvers 5.5" (Stretch) $59.50
It's time to trade in the green juice for these quad-freeing machines because when you look good, you feel good. Am I right or am I right ? These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these.. 5.5" Stretch Originals Fabric Made with a 98% cotton/2% spandex blend for maximum stretchability, moveability, and high kick-ability. Seriously, they're like, the friggin best. Inseam These bad boys have a 5.5" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband, and updated fit. Pockets Chambray lined side pockets because you're worth it. Single back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you).
Chubbies RWB Pom Beanie
Chubbies RWB Pom Beanie $30.00
Pom Beanie
World's Greyests Everywear Pants World's Greyests Everywear Pants
World's Greyests Everywear Pants $94.50
The newest edition to the Everywear family, these bad boys bring a new meaning to the word “pants.” We call 'em the Everywear pants because they're designed to be worn everywhere. They’re built out of the same stretchy, wrinkle resistant material as our Everywear Shorts, but just a littleeeee longer.Perfect for everyday attire, running errands, hitting the links, summiting Mt. Everest... The list goes on, but you get the point. They're truly an all in one ultra-versatile pant. Fabric: 90% Polyester/10% Spandex Length: 30" Inseam Fit: Regular, Tapered Leg Water & Wrinkle Resistant  Hidden Side Zipper Pocket Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low Smaller fit compared to The Everywear Shorts
The Graystones 6 The Graystones 6
The Graystones 6" (Everywear Stretch) $64.50
Go everywhere and do anything in our most versatile short yet. Close your eyes. Now picture the perfect short. Is it water resistant, anti-rip, lightweight, and perfect for a range of activities? Keep those eyes closed... do they have a back zipper pocket large enough for your phone, plus a sneaky side zipper pocket? Now open your eyes and experience The Everywear Short.  6" Everywear Casual Shorts  Fabric An 89% Polyester/11% Spandex fabric that's water-resistant, wrinkle-resistant, anti-microbial, and is super lightweight and stretchy. Inseam These bad boys have a 6" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband with internal and external capable drawstring for an extra secure fit. Pockets Two mesh-lined side pockets, a secret side key pocket, and two back pockets - one open top entry and one zipper pocket. Hybrid From the streets to the water, you can wear them down the boardwalk and into the ocean without skipping a beat
The Silver Lining 4 The Silver Lining 4
The Silver Lining 4" $59.50
  We call these the Silver Linings, but they deserve the gold medal. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically advanced stretch casual fabric in our shortest 4" length. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these.. DETAILS 4" Stretch Originals  Fabric Made with 2% spandex for stretch a.k.a maximum moveability, lunge-ability, and high kick-ability. Seriously, they're like, the friggin best. Fit Elastic waistband, and updated fit. Inseam These 4" inseam shorties are the definition of sky's out, thighs out. Pockets Chambray lined pockets because you're worth it. Single back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you).
The Fogs 6 The Fogs 6
The Fogs 6" (Stretch) $64.50
Go everywhere and do anything in our most versatile short yet. Close your eyes. Now picture the perfect short. Is it water resistant, anti-rip, lightweight, and perfect for a range of activities? Keep those eyes closed... do they have a back zipper pocket large enough for your phone, plus a sneaky side zipper pocket? Now open your eyes and experience The Everywear Short.   FABRIC & FIT 6" Everywear Casual Shorts  Fabric An 89% Polyester/11% Spandex fabric that's water-resistant, wrinkle-resistant, anti-microbial, and is super lightweight and stretchy. Inseam These bad boys have a 6" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband with internal and external capable drawstring for an extra secure fit. Pockets Two mesh-lined side pockets, a secret side key pocket, and two back pockets - one open top entry and one zipper pocket. Hybrid From the streets to the water, you can wear them down the boardwalk and into the ocean without skipping a beat
The Ice Caps 6 The Ice Caps 6
The Ice Caps 6" (Everywear) $64.50
Go everywhere and do anything in our most versatile short yet. Close your eyes. Now picture the perfect short. Is it water resistant, anti-rip, lightweight, and perfect for a range of activities? Keep those eyes closed... do they have a back zipper pocket large enough for your phone, plus a sneaky side zipper pocket? Now open your eyes and experience The Everywear Short. 6" Everywear Casual Shorts  Fabric An 89% Polyester/11% Spandex fabric that's water-resistant, wrinkle-resistant, anti-microbial, and is super lightweight and stretchy. Inseam These bad boys have a 6" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband with internal and external capable drawstring for an extra secure fit. Pockets Two mesh-lined side pockets, a secret side key pocket, and two back pockets - one open top entry and one zipper pocket. Hybrid From the streets to the water, you can wear them down the boardwalk and into the ocean without skipping a beat
The Travertines 5.5 The Travertines 5.5
The Travertines 5.5" (Stretch) $59.50
The most rock steady pair of shorts you'll ever own. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam, and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these.
The Dark N' Stormies 5.5 The Dark N' Stormies 5.5
The Dark N' Stormies 5.5" (Stretch) $59.50
Our stormiest Original black shorts thrive in all gales, squalls, and tempests. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these.
The World's Grayest 6 The World's Grayest 6
The World's Grayest 6" Performance Shorts from $32.25
Go everywhere and do anything in our most versatile short yet.Close your eyes. Now picture the perfect short. Is it water-resistant, anti-rip, lightweight, and perfect for a range of activities? Keep those eyes closed... do they have a back zipper pocket large enough for your phone, plus a sneaky side zipper pocket? Now open your eyes and experience The Everywear Short...   The Details Everywear 2.0 Enhanced Fabric  Fabric 89% polyester 11% spandex. The Fabric has a DWR (durable water-resistant) finish, anti-microbial properties and is super lightweight and stretchy. Inseam These bad boys have a 6" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit New Elastic Waistband with Alpha Sizing (S,M,L,XL,XXL), with internal and external capable drawstring for extra secure fit. Super Functional Mesh-lined pockets for swimming potential and a secret fold-over pocket. Pockets One button-down back pocket and one zipper back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you). Also a sneaky zipper pocket along the right pocket inseam. Wrinkle Resistant No need to pack that steamer. Our convenient wrinkle resistant fabric makes these shorts a travelers best friend - ready to wear straight from the suitcase.
The Silver Linings 7 The Silver Linings 7
The Silver Linings 7" (Stretch) $59.50
Even though these are called the Silver Linings, they deserve the gold medal. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 7-inch inseam, and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these.
The Altitudes 7 The Altitudes 7
The Altitudes 7" (Stretch) $59.50
These sky blue, high flyers may or may not have been fabricated at 36,000 feet. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 7-inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these.
The Khakinators 5.5 The Khakinators 5.5
The Khakinators 5.5"(Stretch) - Khaki $59.50
Not your run-of-the-mill khaki shorts. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most-technologically-advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. They even feature an elastic waist, a 5.5-inch inseam, and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these... 5.5" Stretch Originals  Fabric Made with 2% spandex for stretch a.k.a maximum moveability, lunge-ability, and high kick-ability. Seriously, they're like, the friggin best. Inseam These bad boys have a 5.5" Inseam, just like your dad wore. Fit Elastic waistband, and updated fit. Pockets Chambray lined pockets because you're worth it. Single back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you).
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